How to get your cat to like you

1. Don't walk out on your cat

2. Talk to someone but its not actually talking and you both ate music

3. Video call your friend and take notes on thir every imperfection (give your cat this list)

4. Look at your cat's amazon wish list

5. Respond to your cat's text messages (its very rude to leave them on read)

6. Hire tutors that your cat approves of