1.dont interfear with his wife
2.restart you pc ready to install linux
3.dont have money erections, linux is free
4.deete your ihpone, they are too locked down
5.make the infinity phone
6.dont computer at the library or else £50
7.write an essay suspiciously
8.put up crappy coat hanger cameras
9.store a battery for later consumption
10.use a windows phone (because they are awesome)
11.dont use a surface laptop
